It's pretty well acknowledged from people who know me that I have terrible taste in men.
And by that I don't mean McLovin... It's a mystery that I ended up with someone as normal looking as him.
|Just add 15 years... Be jealous. I get this every night...|
The Be all end all celebrity love of my life
|Shhhhh... No more words.... Our hearts beat as one...|
But let's be clear... I'm not a stalker. I don't know his life story. I'm not hanging outside his garbage shoot so I can rub his coffee grounds in my hair. AND judging by his marriage to the beautiful statuesque Somalian model Iman, I am quite sure my barely over 5' whiter than sour cream ass would not be the stuff of fantasy for the Thin White Duke.
So don't worry David. There's no need for alarm. My love is pure and locked away in my heart.
Some Runners Up... Or as Mclovin puts it... the freak show...
|Always the joker, Mick decided to dress as an angry growler for Halloween...|
I feel we should all just stop fighting what so many people already know... He has laid enough pipe to bring the fireworks in the boom boom room and he has enough stories to blow your mind as well... Win to the mother-fucking Win.
Need more proof??? Observe... Hard like trigonometry indeed...
|Does this mustache make me look like a kid toucher?|
|Looking for someone to probe big boy???|
The Predator is Dead Sexy.
Seriously who do you think has a bigger dong? The Predator or one of those bug-eyed mother fuckers??? I'm an extraterrestrial size queen.
|He doesn't pack much in the pants but he'll eye fuck the shit out of you...|
There are more but I will leave you wondering who else made the list... because I'm a Lady and ladies don't give at all away for free.
Who's on your list?