CARNIE'S ARE SENSUAL TOO Part 1

txts with McLovin

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McLovin:
What do you want for dinner? Meatloaf of meatballs?

Me:
meatballs

McLovin:
Oh yeah, I'm gonna stick my balls in your mouth

Me:
really?
You skipped warming up the oven and went straight for hitting me in the face with a salami. Nice.

McLovin:
Pervy jokes are warming up the oven. That's as close to dirty talk as I am going to get

Me:
Me too. I think I would hurt myself laughing if I tried to talk about your throbbing member with a straight face.

McLovin:
I'd have to take my glasses off for dirty talk. That's serious business.

Me:
See I'm already giggling like a little idiot.

McLovin:
I can't wait to see you...

Naked

Me:
Seriously Stop. People at work are looking at me.

McLovin:
It's because they know you're in for the ride of your life.
The scrambler.

Me:
The scrambler? really? Not the Zipper?

McLovin:
The Zipper is too obvious.

Me:
So I guess being a Snake Charmer is out.

McLovin:
No but you could be a sword swallower.

Me:
Wait... Are we really using carnies in our dirty talk?

McLovin:
It always comes back to the carnies.