Wednesday, October 19, 2011


Remember how I wrote about the IUI... Well we got the results. and.... drumroll

We're Pregnant!

I know I should have told you sooner... But I have been feeling very guilty about it.

We are super excited. It doesn't even feel real. Especially when you have a lab calling to tell you the good news in a monotone voice. I felt a little James Bond-ish getting a secret message. Plus, I'm afraid to pee on the magic stick and find out this is all a cosmic joke. So That's where we are with that.

I feel guilty because I know there are so many people out there still struggling to get a BFP and now I feel like I am abandoning everyone. I'm not even sure what to do with the blog. I have been writing about infertility and other random things to make people laugh while dealing with the limbo of trying to get pregnant. Now I feel like a trader. I don't want to be on here talking about the pregnancy and depressing people.

So I don't know what to do. I am open to suggestions. I can continue to write random, hopefully funny, crap to amuse the masses. Or I can jump off a bridge for being a no good trader.

I do want to say thank you to all the people who have been reading my blog and leaving comments. I really have appreciated  all of you and it helped me to think I was making people laugh through a fucked up situation.

I know I haven't been good about responding to comments. I always want to, but then I feel weird. I'm a shy person in the real world and apparently that has spilled into the cyber world too. I can write my thoughts and have them out there but interact with other people online? Eeeek. Which is pretty stupid if you think about it.


Also, on a completely different topic... The rain date for the Rapture which was originally scheduled for May 21 is this Friday, October 21. I'm not sure on the time. It seems like the campaign to save our dirty souls fizzled out when the last date was a bust. So I will estimate the time to be the same: 6pm EST. Please click this link for Zombie survival tips.

Or Click Here to learn how to wash away your sins and earn a golden ticket to the pearly gates.

It would be just my luck for biblical shit to get real now that I'm pregnant. Will the cosmic jokes never end? FU Mother Nature!        


  1. You dont know me, I am pretty new to your blog. First I would like to say congrats. I think feeling guilty is just a natural feeling in this situation. You have nothing to feel guilty about and any of us TTC should be happy that a fellow IF'er is now pregnant. I wish you the best of luck on your new adventure.

  2. Congratulations!

    I would say keep on blogging with your funny stuff and write about your pregnancy too if you feel like it! I am thrilled for you both and hope this isn't the last I hear from you :)

  3. Congratulations to you and McLovin. Please don't stop blogging! Your conversations with McLovin have me rolling on the floor with laughter. And trust me, I could definitely use some laughter in my life. I wish you the best of luck on your new journey.

  4. Congratulations! That's wonderful news. I for one, hope you keep writing about whatever the heck you feel like writing about, because you never fail to crack me up completely. And trust me, I could use a few laughs in my life.

  5. Congrats!! I think you and McLovin will be fabulous parents and pass on your great senses (can that be made plural) of humor. As to surviors guilt, I have it to, its normal but try not to let it get you down. This blog is supposed to be about you and peopel have a choice to read it or not. Let this continue to be your space and instead of making us laugh about IF, make us laugh about pregnancy after IF (because we pregnant infertiles need laughs for sure!)

  6. What amazing news!!! We got pregnant with 2 back to back IUI's... I'm about 20 weeks with Twins! Congrats!!!

  7. Congrats!!! I haven't been this happy to hear about someone else's pregnancy in a very long time. I wish you so much luck. Please blog about your experience. You'll give the rest of us such joy and hope. I'm so excited to read about the humor that pregnancy pulls out of you:-)

  8. Oh, this is fantastic news!!!!

    I'm sure everyone here is just ecstatic that you got kicked out of this torture club that is TTC and IF.

    I think you should blog about whatever you like, it's your place and we can choose to read if we like. I'm sure your pregnancy posts will be just as funny as your TTC posts. If you haven't already read it, I think Belly Laughs from Jenny McCarthy is right up your alley and may give you ideas for posts. (I've only read excerpts myself)

  9. Congrats!! I hope you keep blogging- your posts make my day!

  10. Congrats!! I feel your pain- we just found out we are 7 1/2 weeks prego too and not sure where to go with the blog. I am still numb to the feeling of being pregnant. When are you due?


  12. someone struggling with IF, I am the most happy when a fellow IF'er (is that even a word?) becomes pregnant! I say you keep blogging about your pregnancy, can you imagine all the hilarious shit that is going to happen? I can't wait to hear about the adventure! :)

  13. I am new to the TTC Club but am already panicked about getting voted into the IF Club by that bitch Mother Nature. I've been reading some TTC blogs to make myself feel normal about examining my panties every damn day for that glorious egg white CM and realizing I'm not alone in groping myself daily for tell tale sore boobs. Anywho, you crack me up and I'd love to be BFF with you! I am so happy for you and you give me so much hope. NO one holds your pregnancy against you so please keep blogging and tell us funny preggo stories! Please? Good luck and I'll keep checking back for new posts!