This is an old post I meant to publish when the spud was only a few months old...
Luckily this does not describe what I am dealing with today... No no my friends... Today I have been dealing with blueberry poops. And if you have never experienced blueberry poops then you haven't lived.
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Me - Oh look. It's before 9:30 am and I have pee on me. I'm scared because the spud is eating and I keep getting whiffs of fon-dook. There has been no materialization of said dook yet, but I fear it's just a matter of time with all the toot-a-looting... Pray for me.
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McLovin - Peed on and now he's dooking? Sorry Babe, rough start to the day.
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Me - No no... Not dooking yet. The threat of dook. I would say I am at code orange... Or should I say, stink level eggy-milk.
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McLovin - Ewwwwww
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Me - And by eggy-milk I don't mean eggnog which is both festive and delightful... but more... Did this milk turn? OH GOD! Don't sniff the container, it smells like the Dairy Queen's butt hole fermented!
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McLovin - That's a colorful description.
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Me - I thought it would help illustrate what type of situation I'm dealing with over here.
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McLovin - Oh it did.
Luckily this does not describe what I am dealing with today... No no my friends... Today I have been dealing with blueberry poops. And if you have never experienced blueberry poops then you haven't lived.
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Me - Oh look. It's before 9:30 am and I have pee on me. I'm scared because the spud is eating and I keep getting whiffs of fon-dook. There has been no materialization of said dook yet, but I fear it's just a matter of time with all the toot-a-looting... Pray for me.
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McLovin - Peed on and now he's dooking? Sorry Babe, rough start to the day.
--
Me - No no... Not dooking yet. The threat of dook. I would say I am at code orange... Or should I say, stink level eggy-milk.
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McLovin - Ewwwwww
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Me - And by eggy-milk I don't mean eggnog which is both festive and delightful... but more... Did this milk turn? OH GOD! Don't sniff the container, it smells like the Dairy Queen's butt hole fermented!
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McLovin - That's a colorful description.
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Me - I thought it would help illustrate what type of situation I'm dealing with over here.
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McLovin - Oh it did.
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