Techy Talk

txts with McLovin

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Me - Guess who's computer just blue screened!

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McLovin - Huh... If my PC did that as frequently as yours there would be an "untimely" coffee spill in its future.

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Me - It happens when I'm VPNed into another network. My PC craps itself like a scared wombat every time I click the mouse.

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McLovin - So your saying it's an unadventurous coward?

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Me - Apparently... But if it keeps it up it's gonna be having an adventure with a screwdriver... Just call me the tickler...

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McLovin - Saucy

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Me - Yeah Baby talk techy to me

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McLovin - Do you have a drive that needs more RAM?

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Me - Is your name Wi-fi because I'm feeling your connection...

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McLovin - I hear you need that empty PCI slot filled?

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Me - I want you to take my cover off and insert a bigger CPU.

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McLovin - So your saying you want to see my firewire?

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Me - Sure do you need me to come over and unzip your files?

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McLovin - Stop your gonna make my software turn into hardware!

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Me - Sad... I was hoping you wouldn't block my Pop-Ups.

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McLovin - Well consider yourself blocked I have a meeting and you're spiking my traffic.

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Me - Sinner...