Kay - Ok... Have you heard of Snap Chat???
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Me: Nope. WTF is a snap chat?
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Kay - I feel so old... I work with a few younger girls and they were talking about it.
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Me: Fucking Whipper Snappers.
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Kay: Apparently it's an app on your phone and you take pictures of yourself and send them to your friends. Originally it was for sexting or something.
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Me: How the fuck is that different then instagram? Besides being so "Hip"... so "Now"
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Kay: I was like OMG I feel so old... Sexting... Really!?!?!
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Me: Well tell those girls to keep their clothes on so they can respect themselves in the morning.
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Kay: Supposedly they aren't sexting. But, I guess other people they know are.
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Me: I send McLovin a little "how ya doin" every once in awhile...but we're married. I'm pretty sure it was part of our vows
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Kay: Man I need to spice things up...
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Me: Till death do us part, for sicker or poorer, pic messages with or without clothes yadda yadda... I Do
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Kay: Huh...
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Me: Either way, real sexting is a bad idea and only leads to thumb blisters and a suspicious rash.
Fuck! By the time our kids are at sexing age they will be having virtual sex through The Cloud or some shit... Only it probably won't be The Cloud anymore... we will be storing all our digital files on the Robo-Alpaca... So they will be virtually sexing with the help of a robotic alpaca... That is my prediction of sexting in the future.
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Kay: Ummmmm Right................... I need to find new friends...
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Me: Nope. WTF is a snap chat?
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Kay - I feel so old... I work with a few younger girls and they were talking about it.
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Me: Fucking Whipper Snappers.
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Kay: Apparently it's an app on your phone and you take pictures of yourself and send them to your friends. Originally it was for sexting or something.
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Me: How the fuck is that different then instagram? Besides being so "Hip"... so "Now"
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Kay: I was like OMG I feel so old... Sexting... Really!?!?!
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Me: Well tell those girls to keep their clothes on so they can respect themselves in the morning.
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Kay: Supposedly they aren't sexting. But, I guess other people they know are.
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Me: I send McLovin a little "how ya doin" every once in awhile...but we're married. I'm pretty sure it was part of our vows
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Kay: Man I need to spice things up...
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Me: Till death do us part, for sicker or poorer, pic messages with or without clothes yadda yadda... I Do
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Kay: Huh...
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Me: Either way, real sexting is a bad idea and only leads to thumb blisters and a suspicious rash.
Fuck! By the time our kids are at sexing age they will be having virtual sex through The Cloud or some shit... Only it probably won't be The Cloud anymore... we will be storing all our digital files on the Robo-Alpaca... So they will be virtually sexing with the help of a robotic alpaca... That is my prediction of sexting in the future.
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Kay: Ummmmm Right................... I need to find new friends...
LMFAO! That is all.
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