Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ten on Tuesday

http://rootsandrings.com does a 10 on Tuesday every week. And since my real blog post isn't ready yet I thought I would post my answers. Enjoy and feel free to answer on your own blog! 
1. Mac or Windows? (Or Linux for you super geeks!)
Both but mostly Windows.
(Sorry to all you Mac fans but they are over rated... and news flash they do get viruses... I am sorry if you have drunk the Apple Kool-aid but it's true. Mac's are not all that and a bag of chips.)
2. What drew you to that operating system?
One of the main programs I have to use for work is a Windows only program... I could go through the trouble of running a virtual PC on the Mac but that sort of defeats the purpose of the Mac... So yeah. 
Also Virtual PC's suck... I once had to make VMware my bitch because it decided to get all cocky with me. sooooooo I got THAT going for me.  
3. Mice – Wireless or Wired? Mouse pad or none?
Wired... and my mouse likes to freeball it thank you very much. 
4. Other than the Internet – What do you use your computer most for?
Food Porn... You would not believe the shit that is out there.... seriously.
5. What’s one computer-related thing you wish you were better at? (CSS, Photoshop, Excel, etc.)
 Zuma... I mean honestly that little frog bastard needs to spit those balls out faster! It totally ruins my zen when I'm on a hot streak and he decides to punk out on me. 
6. Describe the first time you ever used a computer.
It was a disaster... I tried to plug the keyboard into the mouse hole... resulting in my brother telling me I was a dumbass... now can I build a RAID server and terminate my own CAT5.... and I am not a IT tech. I'm actually a designer so if you're mean to me I will make it look like you have a penis for a nose. You have been warned. You would think my blog page would be all fancy and shit but you know what they say "cobbler's kids have no shoes"
7. How often do you upgrade to a new operating system?
Usually when a new one comes out I upgrade my work PC... But I have multiple PCs/Macs in my office with multiple operating systems... I'm like a computer hoarder... Buried Alive 
I have never watched this show but I have heard rumors that scare me... Like someone finding a dead cat buried under newspapers... A. How is this possible? and B. Doesn't it smell???? 
8. Are you a short-cutter (CTRL+C) or a right-clicker?
Short Cuts... right clicking is for pansies.
9. Is computer-use a constant thing in your life (such as using it both at work and home) or do you get a break (because you don’t use them at work)?
I'm about 6 months away from having a USB port surgically inserted into my neck... Johnny Mnemonic your cyberpunk ass is soooo 90's.
10. Where do you think the world would be if personal computers did not exist?
I imagine it being like the land of OZ... but with Umpa Lumpas instead of Munchkins. If I only had a Brain... or a baby. I'm not picky. And seriously, if the man behind the curtain could give the tin man a heart I feel like stealing someones baby would be cake. Am I right?

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