McLovin - What is it about farting in the shower that produces super farts?
Me - It's probably a combo of the water and your vibrating cheeks that makes it more noisy.
McLovin - No no. Not the sound. The smell. It's like egg to the power of two. I got so distracted I couldn't remember if I washed my hair so I had to do it again.
Me - From what your describing I don't recall ever farting in the shower.
McLovin - That's impossible.
Me - Impossible but true.
Me - It's probably a combo of the water and your vibrating cheeks that makes it more noisy.
McLovin - No no. Not the sound. The smell. It's like egg to the power of two. I got so distracted I couldn't remember if I washed my hair so I had to do it again.
Me - From what your describing I don't recall ever farting in the shower.
McLovin - That's impossible.
Me - Impossible but true.
When you post these conversations I always think... 'are we married to the same man?' or 'does my husband have a brother that I don't know about?'
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only person having these conversations before my morning coffee!
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