Tuesday, April 5, 2011


Monday approximately 1:30 pm... and why I love texting.

McLovin:  Happy Birthday Alfie!

Me: You got a cupcake? Not fair!

McLovin: I did get a cupcake... a cupcake I dare not enjoy.*

Me: So your just gonna look at it all day? Are you going to fondle it and smell it like a creepy food pervert?

McLovin: I did poke it and give it a tender little squeeze.

Me:  I bet that naughty cupcake liked it.

McLovin: Oh it did.

Me: Sinner


*Both McLovin and I have food allergies... We also covet food that we can't eat. Sometimes I make Mclovin eat peanut butter in front of me so he can describe the taste... it's like food porn. 

Delicious delicious food porn.

I know this post has nothing to do with babies... But everyone likes naughty cupcakes.


  1. I love it! Thanks for the afternoon laugh :)

  2. Fantastic! Just what I needed.

    PS, I love that lotion that's in the background, it totally is a stress reliever...but so are cupcakes!!!

  3. Freaking hilarious! Thanks for sharing!