Tuesday, June 14, 2011

MY FERTILITY BLOG IS ANTI CHILDREN???


So apparently you can go to a website and type in your URL and see what your blog is rated. Pretty cool right! You can try it with your blog with this link: http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/blog_rating

It turns out My blog is rated NC-17... Patently Adult. Children Are NOT Admitted.



 NC-17... That's worse than R.... Really? 

I mean I knew I wasn't posting stuff you would read to a kid at bedtime but NC-17??? That's one step away from X and X = porn.

And by using the word porn (shit now I used it twice) I probably pushed my blog over the edge.... X rating here we come!

I got this rating for using the following words:
zombie (10x) - Really? The apocalypse was coming... What word was I supposed to use? Plus, I was giving helpful tips for survival.  
ass (6x) - Ass? But, it's just another word for a donkey...
dick (4x) - well... ok. maybe I could have used another word... a more PC word... fine.
anal (3x) - I don't even remember using this word... weird.
whore (2x) -   hmmmmmm. OK I did use this word. I can see that it could be offensive. But I'm pretty sure I was talking about dead women so how offended could they be?
bastard (1x) - I feel like bastard shouldn't rank higher than words like shit or fuck... right? Because I know I have used those words... Come to think of it, why is ass worse than shit and fuck???  I think someone needs to get their priorities straight.

I mean, ok, when you string the words together it does sound pretty bad: zombie, ass, dick, anal, whore, bastard.... it's kind of like a rough storyline for a necrophilia X rated movie.

But really.... this is just a fertility blog to make people laugh when they are feeling down about life.

I didn't realize infertility was so racy.

What did your blog get rated?

7 comments:

  1. This is great! I just tried it and I got rated "G" for General Audiences. Apparently talking about cervical mucous and uterine linings don't get me a "bad ass" rating like yours!!

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  2. This is too funny...I'm rated PG...I guess its because I write a$$ instead of ass!

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  3. Just an ordinary G. I feel lame.

    And you do indeed make me laugh when I am feeling down. Thanks!

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  4. Ha! I'm PG for writing about poop :)

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  5. I am PG 13 for mentioning crap, sex, and orgasm. I just hope all of those were not in the same post. ;)

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  6. I found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! Keep up the good work.

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  7. i just joined your blog and have been laughing out loud at your posts! thank you for the laughs! i got an "R" for (hurt, pain, sex, hell and shit) HA...really? wow...i'd hate to see what i got if i got my actual everyday language rated!
    looking forward to more of your awesome posts.
    i blog about the chaos of infertility and loss and on a night like tonight, this was just what i needed before going to bed
    :)

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