So apparently you can go to a website and type in your URL and see what your blog is rated. Pretty cool right! You can try it with your blog with this link: http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/blog_rating
It turns out My blog is rated NC-17... Patently Adult. Children Are NOT Admitted.
NC-17... That's worse than R.... Really?
I mean I knew I wasn't posting stuff you would read to a kid at bedtime but NC-17??? That's one step away from X and X = porn.
And by using the word porn (shit now I used it twice) I probably pushed my blog over the edge.... X rating here we come!
I got this rating for using the following words:
zombie (10x) - Really? The apocalypse was coming... What word was I supposed to use? Plus, I was giving helpful tips for survival.
ass (6x) - Ass? But, it's just another word for a donkey...
dick (4x) - well... ok. maybe I could have used another word... a more PC word... fine.
anal (3x) - I don't even remember using this word... weird.
whore (2x) - hmmmmmm. OK I did use this word. I can see that it could be offensive. But I'm pretty sure I was talking about dead women so how offended could they be?
bastard (1x) - I feel like bastard shouldn't rank higher than words like shit or fuck... right? Because I know I have used those words... Come to think of it, why is ass worse than shit and fuck??? I think someone needs to get their priorities straight.
I mean, ok, when you string the words together it does sound pretty bad: zombie, ass, dick, anal, whore, bastard.... it's kind of like a rough storyline for a necrophilia X rated movie.
But really.... this is just a fertility blog to make people laugh when they are feeling down about life.
I didn't realize infertility was so racy.
What did your blog get rated?
What did your blog get rated?
This is great! I just tried it and I got rated "G" for General Audiences. Apparently talking about cervical mucous and uterine linings don't get me a "bad ass" rating like yours!!
ReplyDeleteJust an ordinary G. I feel lame.
ReplyDeleteAnd you do indeed make me laugh when I am feeling down. Thanks!
Ha! I'm PG for writing about poop :)
ReplyDeleteI am PG 13 for mentioning crap, sex, and orgasm. I just hope all of those were not in the same post. ;)
ReplyDeleteI found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. From the tons of comments on your articles, I guess I am not the only one having all the enjoyment here! Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeletei just joined your blog and have been laughing out loud at your posts! thank you for the laughs! i got an "R" for (hurt, pain, sex, hell and shit) HA...really? wow...i'd hate to see what i got if i got my actual everyday language rated!
ReplyDeletelooking forward to more of your awesome posts.
i blog about the chaos of infertility and loss and on a night like tonight, this was just what i needed before going to bed
:)