McLovin: Last night I had a dream that a demonic ghost cat was attacking me... and when i woke up i had a big scratch on my arm.
Me: Looks like you failed.
McLovin: No way... I got away with just a scratch. That demonic cat would have ripped anyone elses head off.
Me: I once had a dream that I got bite by a vampire and it turns out it was a spider biting my neck... so I lost in my dream and in reality.
McLovin: If you were a vampire I would let you turn me.
Me: Really? That's nice. even if I was a sparkly twilight vampire?
McLovin: No way those vampires are pussies... Who sparkles in the sun?
Me: So I can turn you, but only if I am the right kind of vampire? It doesn't sound like you're upholding your wedding vows. "Till Death do we part"
McLovin: I'm pretty sure the wedding vows got axed once you went and got made into the undead. If you were a sparkly vampire I would insist on becoming a werewolf.
Me: I'm pretty sure in those book you have to be a born Native American of a specific tribe.
McLovin: Well that seems racist... Haven't they heard of the anti-discrimination acts? I have equal rights to become a werewolf.
Me: So basically what your saying is, if I ever got turned into a "normal" vampire who doesn't sparkle in the sun I can turn you... but if I sparkle you will take the mythological werewolves to court for equal rights to be turned into a werewolf.
McLovin: Yes because vampires sparkling in the sun in a load of horseshit.
Me: Looks like you failed.
McLovin: No way... I got away with just a scratch. That demonic cat would have ripped anyone elses head off.
Me: I once had a dream that I got bite by a vampire and it turns out it was a spider biting my neck... so I lost in my dream and in reality.
McLovin: If you were a vampire I would let you turn me.
Me: Really? That's nice. even if I was a sparkly twilight vampire?
McLovin: No way those vampires are pussies... Who sparkles in the sun?
Me: So I can turn you, but only if I am the right kind of vampire? It doesn't sound like you're upholding your wedding vows. "Till Death do we part"
McLovin: I'm pretty sure the wedding vows got axed once you went and got made into the undead. If you were a sparkly vampire I would insist on becoming a werewolf.
Me: I'm pretty sure in those book you have to be a born Native American of a specific tribe.
McLovin: Well that seems racist... Haven't they heard of the anti-discrimination acts? I have equal rights to become a werewolf.
Me: So basically what your saying is, if I ever got turned into a "normal" vampire who doesn't sparkle in the sun I can turn you... but if I sparkle you will take the mythological werewolves to court for equal rights to be turned into a werewolf.
McLovin: Yes because vampires sparkling in the sun in a load of horseshit.
Too funny!
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