MY EYE HAS WHAT???

So quick back story. Every few weeks I will wake up in the middle of the night to an itchy eye that has literally swollen shut. Just the one eye... never both. Always the same eye. Oddly this also happens to my oldest SIL and it started happening to both of us at around the same time.

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Email - From me to C

Listen...

I don't mean to alarm you but I had another eye flare up this morning... I did some research and it might be eye herpes. I shit you not this thing exists.

So three questions

1. When was your first episode of the eye swelling?

2. Have you had any luck finding out what it is?

3. Did our eye's get together for unprotected sex?

Seriously dude... WTF.

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 Email - From C to me

Sadly this made me laugh out loud.

First incident was last July.

My hairdresser also had. Maybe it was a threesome.

Why wouldn't our doctors tell us about this?

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Email - From me to C

Apparently our eyeballs are tramps.

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This gives eye-fucking a whole new meaning.