I have decided to take out a craiglist ad:
Vacant Uterus seeking viable egg*
Vacant Uterus seeking viable egg*
no sperm donor needed.
Please call 555.867.5309.
Please call 555.867.5309.
Available for 9 mth rental.
Cozy warm Uterus features:
Cozy warm Uterus features:
• Stainless steel ovaries
• Recently remodeled fallopian tubes
• Decorative endometrium
• Smoke free
• Mostly alcohol free
• Complete with sperm, with sassy attitude and ready to mingle...
• Recently remodeled fallopian tubes
• Decorative endometrium
• Smoke free
• Mostly alcohol free
• Complete with sperm, with sassy attitude and ready to mingle...
*Sorry no pets or polyps allowed.
Call for your personal tour. Ask about our TWW satisfaction guarantee!
It will be interesting to see what kind of response you get!!!
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