Monday, March 7, 2011


I have decided to take out a craiglist ad:

Vacant Uterus seeking viable egg*
no sperm donor needed.
Please call 555.867.5309.

Available for 9 mth rental.

Cozy warm Uterus features:
• Stainless steel ovaries
• Recently remodeled fallopian tubes
• Decorative endometrium
• Smoke free
• Mostly alcohol free
• Complete with sperm, with sassy attitude and ready to mingle...

*Sorry no pets or polyps allowed.

Call for your personal tour. Ask about our TWW satisfaction guarantee!

1 comment:

  1. It will be interesting to see what kind of response you get!!!