CRAIGS LIST

I have decided to take out a craiglist ad:

Vacant Uterus seeking viable egg*

no sperm donor needed.
Please call 555.867.5309.

Available for 9 mth rental.

Cozy warm Uterus features:

• Stainless steel ovaries
• Recently remodeled fallopian tubes
• Decorative endometrium
• Smoke free
• Mostly alcohol free
• Complete with sperm, with sassy attitude and ready to mingle...

*Sorry no pets or polyps allowed.

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